Hey, Ass-butt!!!
chauvinistsushi:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

do not do the sex

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

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I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

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theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

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kaltlyn:

"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"

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kushandwizdom:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

Good Vibes HERE

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My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest.

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

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